The Flying Spaghetti Monster inspired this revision one day when He skipped breakfast. The original formula revealed to Pastafarian scholars did not include the butter and toast element, which is necessary to relate kittens to antigravity. T o m a t o 2 m e a t s p i c e d e a d c o w s A n a p p l e + d w d z − α β z − m o n s t e r t h e n e a t ( w i t h − p o w e r ) ( z − d ) w For He is the Flying Spaghetti Monster: the One, True, and Most High God, creator of man and midgit, giver of pasta, giver of sauce, from age to holy age not created He was, but ever He lives, through the glory of spaghetti, now and forever. Through His pasta, He has blessed us with everlasting life, and holy is His Name. No other god can challenge Him in the taste test, He is invincible. Of His might and dominion, there is no compare of His mercy and deliciousness, there is no equal. “Let us sing praise to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for He is a loving God. The Flying Spaghetti MONSTER is only called such because of his distinctly non-human form we were not created in his image, not by a long shot. 15 Ultimate Destruction And Punishment of Heathens.
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